To the Chicken:
I apologize to chickens all across the world. I apologize for deep frying your brothers and sisters on an everyday basis. Smothering them in BBQ sauce, garlic flavoring, teriyaki, honey, hot sauce, and any other combination local restaurants can create. I apologize for rolling you around in ranch and cleaning the meat off your bones. For sticking you between two buns, lettuce, tomatoes, slice of cheese and a little mayo. I apologize for putting you in front of my family on a Sunday evening after church. Leaving you alone during a football game right before the half time show. For selling you out of concession stand for outrageous prices. I apologize for wrapping you in tortillas with sauce and selling them in drive thru. For committing the worst sin of all, letting people put ketchup on your tenderness. I apologize for the bottom of my stomach and hope others feel the same. Though your species may be one of the most delicious of all time, I apologies for my behavior and ask for your forgiveness.
I second that notion because I've baked chicken, dipped in hotsauce, fed them to dogs, fed them to family members who eat like dogs. I've really became the ultimate predator to the chicken race so I thank u for letting the all the legs, thighs, and breasts know its nothing personal but a N***A gotta eat!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI apologize for nothing! Good lord, this post makes me hungry. Is that what you were going for? Good thing I just finished an order of golden delicious nuggets(not apples).
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